Chief Barketing Officer

THIS IS MY FIRST REAL JOB! I didn't have a job before accepting the position at Brandmint as the Chief Barketing Officer, nor did I want one, but my parents made me. My hobbies are falling out windows when I see birds, taking selfies, and swallowing socks - which has cost my parents a lot of money. I think that's why they forced me to get a job. Anyways, if I am not working or spending time on my hobbies, I am most definitely sleeping.